Dear Members of the Band Called "Train,"
You suck. I was willing to forgive that "Meet Virginia" song for it's absurd tempo switches and cheesy lyrics, thinking that I'd never hear from you hacks again. But then, then, you had to put out "Drops of Jupiter," which inflicted phrases like "listens to Mozart while she does Tae Bo" and "can you imagine the best soy latte that you've ever had ... and me" on an unprepared, defenseless public. For that, I can not forgive you, but I was willing to forget you.
But, now, oh no, there's yet another lite rock number you've unleashed on us and yet another unfortunate turn of our language that you are responsible for, "And futbol teams are kissing Queens and losing sight of having dreams."
What shlock!
You make me want to listen to the Goo Goo Dolls, and that, TrainMen, is a victory of the darkest kind-.
Love,
Waking Slow
Posted by waking slow at May 23, 2003 04:04 PM