What is more ew-worthy? The loathable Clay Aiken singing about being invisible and "If I was invisible / Then I could just watch you in your room" (and don't get me started on his grammar) or the increasingly loathable Bachelor Bob Guiney singing about "making a phone call to Jesus?" So much ew, so little time.
Get a load of the first video on this page, which is old and one of those things I must have missed back when it first made its internet splash. Nothing like watching a Microsoft exec make an idiot of himself to really start the day.
Then, get a look at this parody. Pretty good.

So, two weeks ago, I was in Pittsburgh, and at a local grocery store, this marvel was parked in the parking lot. I was, as a cheese fanatic, entranced. However, it was just parked there. There were no Ambassadors of Cheese handing out samples, no humans in cheese costumes, nothing other than the Cheesemobile itself. In spite of the disappointment, I had to document the vehicle for eternity.

Lake Champlain with the sun hitting it in the afternoon.
We're going to have a photoblog week here at wakingslow.com, as I have a bunch of images I've wanted to get up for a while. Enjoy.
I'm always interested in an inspired baseball metaphor.